Aye-Aye FAK

An Aye-aye is a small, hideous, solitary primate considered the harbinger of death.  We are trying to change that very incorrect and misaligned view.

Our Aye-Aye FAK is also small, hideous, and solitary but is actually a harbinger of life.  We believe in the more Naval usage of “Aye-aye” for double affirmation.  As in, “Yes, I have a first aid kit, and yes, I learned how to save lives from a YouTube video made by some former has-been goober who clearly has never done field medicine based on the  absolute gypsy camp of gear they vomit out from their tacti-derp kit.”

The Aye-Aye FAK has exactly what you need to save a life and treat a couple of boo-boos.  Be on the lookout for our eventual No-No FAK, which will include chest darts, tampons, and hemostatic agents.

We reserve the right to substitute individual components of like quality due to supply availability.